useful tidbit

One surprisingly accurate way to gauge how much a Lebanese dude has had to drink is to count how many buttons on his shirt are undone. My roommate mentioned this to me one night when we were out at a club, and sure enough, a couple of minutes later I saw a dude vigorously and clumsily dancing on a table away from the crowd all by himself. His shirt had only one lone button which remained buttoned...and it was the very bottom one, so you know it was only a matter of time before his drunk ass wiggled out of it. "Sexy, aywa?"